naughty & funny jokes

I Am The Best Sms I am The Best.. I can prove that! I can put coffee in coffee cup. Can u put world in worldcup?? HaHaHa. Ok 1 More, I can send balanc on my cell.Can u send ur blnc on My cell?? HooHoo Ok 1 More, I Can Send My Adress on Ur Mobile Can U Send Ur Mobile on My Adress?? no na.told you i m the best -*- During Hug -*- A Girl’s Head is Always Down Because She Considers Her Boy To Be Her World and Gets Lost in it … While A Boy’s Head is Always Up So That No Other Guy Dares To Look At His Girl …! Boys get mad easily Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it. Girls get sad easily and can cry like crazy! … . Boys care about the quantity of love!. Girls care about the quality of love … . Boys can forget, but can not forgive. Girls can forgive, but can not forget! … . Boys can never reject a girl’s add friend request But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!! . Boys prefer the phrase “Boys vs Girls” Girls INSIST on saying “Girls vs Boys” ! smoking efects lungs Smoking Efects Lungs Drinking Efects Liver Grls Efect Heart Bt D Most Dangerx One Is: STUDY, It Effects BRAIN. Sidha Coma Me Jaoge… =P Avoid It… ;->  can we go to mcdonald Kid:Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?” Dad:Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds Kid:Thought For A Mint, Turned Around N Said Can We Go To KFC Instead?”  tragedies of girls life -=- TRAGEDIES OF GIRLS LIFE -=- 1- Good Boys r Not Good Looking =P … 2- Good Looking Boys r Not Good Boys =D 3- Good Looking n Good Boys r Not Single =S 4- Good Looking, Good n Single Boys Have Hitler Mothers … =  diff bw truth lie Diff. B/W TRUTH & LIE: Truth Is A Debit Card; Pay 1st & Enjoy Later. Lie Is A Credit Card Enjoy 1st; & Pay Later Wid Markup…” ;->