naughty messages

Naughty Sms

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said: Come On Over, There's Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was...

Naughty jokes sms

Lady techr: chup raho nhi to pakad kar khada kar dungi!..

All the students started shouting..

'pehle mera'
'pehle mera' 

Naughty Sms Jokes

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
..
..
..
Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho 

Naughty Messages

us ne kaha or dabao..
main dabaya..
us ne kaha or dabao..
main ne or dabaya..
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao..
main ne phir dabaya..
us ne kaha pant bhi nikal do phir dabao..
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit-case band 

Naughty Sayings

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....
Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!! 

Naughty Poem/poetry in hindi

Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai
Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.

Naughty sms in hindi

Is Msg Ko Raat Ko Parhna Raat Ko Parh Lena Kya Jaldi Hai? Kaha Na Raat Ko Parhna Mujhe Pata Tha Tum Nahi Rokogey Es Lye Msg Bhi Raat Ko Bhejunga 

Height of chillness

HEIGHT OF Chillness: Entering Late In The Class Without Permision & Saying To Mam . . . . SWEETIE, CARRY ON. DON'T STOP FOR ME ;)

Height of dreaming

Height Of Dreaming !
"Mr. Bill Gates" Came To Me And Asked, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oye Yar, Tere Paas XP Ki CD Ho... 

Height of Patriotism

Heights Of Patriotism : U Sitting On An English Toilet In Indian Style 

Height of Confidence

Height of Confidence A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Break infornt of a Bus & Shouts at the bus Driver "Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili"? 

Height of Bad Luck

"HIEGHT OF BADLUCK" A Person Who Dials A Number (Written Wid Lipstick On A Phone Booth) & . . . . . His Wife Recieve D Phone! :-D 

Height of Browsing

Height Of Browsing? U R Swimming In The Water Tank And Shout "F1 F1 F1?" Instead Of Shouting "Help" When U Are Unable To Swim... 

Height Of Isolation

Two Persons Sitting Side By Side Using sMS To Communicate With Each Other 

Naughty and flirty sms

This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do? 

Naughty Saying

Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She "Has To"
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He "Has Two"