Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot,
& anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?'
*****************
A Srdar was sitting outside a s2re, crying. da manager of da s2re spoted him outside & ask what,s wrong.
Sardar said his modar just died, & da manager said - "Oh I am sorry.
Da Sardar's cell ph start ring & he answerd it, saying - "Hello! Haanji. are you serius?" Dan, he kept down da ph
da manager ask him who that was & da Sardar said - "that was my sister?her mom just died 2o!"
*****************
Son asks difference between Confidence & Confidential
Dad tells, you are my son I'm Confident.
your frnd is 2o my son, that,s Confidential
*****************
God saw your parents hungry, he created meal
God saw day are thirsty, he created coke
He saw dam walking, he created car
He saw dam without problems, he created you.
*****************
Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- your money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is your good looks.
bcoz you cant lose what you don't have!
I really deeply wish tat you are here with me in my room,
my bdlights are off and we get under the cover togther..
to show you my glow in the therk watch!
*****************
Always start ur they with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a theily habit, and you'll always Be SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
*****************
You're Attractive, Gorgeous, Sexy, Intelligent,
Smart, Charming, Sophisticated, Fit, Kind and Generous.
In fact you're bcoming more like me everythey!
*****************
Molvi England club main chala
gya:
Wahan ja k khob nacha or thence
krny k baid bola.
O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k ye
"Urss" kis ka hai..
*****************
Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUtoRY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt r
larger then they appear from outside.
*****************
The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous bauty parlour
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here
She might be ur grand mother.
*****************
What is the height of Flirting?
When ur love letter starts with "to WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
*****************
Wives are incoming calls,
Lovers are outgoing calls,
Aunties are toll-free calls,
Callgirls are Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls are Missed Calls.
*****************
Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C
it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it.
Student said, sir i love you and you love you'r daughter.
it means i love you'r daughter
*****************
A baby dog asks mama dog
How papa looks like.Mama dog said
Ur dad came from behind I do not
have the chance to see its face carefully
*****************
What's common between the sun and women's underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.
*****************
When I was ung I begged God for a bike,
bet God does not work that way...
so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
*****************
Never reject a girl in life because a good girl gives you Happiness
and bad girls gives you experience.
. Both are essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!
*****************
Hr laal rang RED ni hota
Hr murthe DEAD ni hota
Kaisy kahoon pr ya hi sach hai
Hr koi aap ki tarah MAD ni hota
MAD bolay to
M-Mara
A-Attractive
D-Dost
*****************
Last nite I couldn't sleep. I wanted ur warm against my skin. I wanted you on me.
I wanted to feel you alll over my body.. but I couldn't find you! Where did I put my PYJAMAZ?
*****************
One they Santaaz G friend asks him,
Therling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santaaa: Yea sure, Give me ur mobile Number
*****************
Whats the difference between magnet and woman?
Magnet has a positive side
**************
Intelligent Man and Intelligent Woman = Romance
Stupid Man and Intelligent Woman = Affair
Intelligent Man and Stupid Woman = Pregnancy
Stupid Man and Stupid Woman = Marriage
*****************
Baby: Uss aunty ka pait kiyon phola hai
PAPAA: I know tu sab jantaaa hai
Baby: I dont know
PAPA: In kay pait mein paani bhara hai
Baby: Papaa phir bacha tu doob jy gaa
*****************
Interviewer: Where where yo born?
Sartherji: Punjab,
interviewer: which part?
Sartherji : poori body was born in punjab...."
**************
Ap prayshan han?
thek sy neend nahi ati?
sotay huay jag jaty hain?
Ab mazed preshani ke zrorat ni,
ab a gya
PAMPER
chain sy sona khoob barhna
**************
& anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?'
*****************
A Srdar was sitting outside a s2re, crying. da manager of da s2re spoted him outside & ask what,s wrong.
Sardar said his modar just died, & da manager said - "Oh I am sorry.
Da Sardar's cell ph start ring & he answerd it, saying - "Hello! Haanji. are you serius?" Dan, he kept down da ph
da manager ask him who that was & da Sardar said - "that was my sister?her mom just died 2o!"
*****************
Son asks difference between Confidence & Confidential
Dad tells, you are my son I'm Confident.
your frnd is 2o my son, that,s Confidential
*****************
God saw your parents hungry, he created meal
God saw day are thirsty, he created coke
He saw dam walking, he created car
He saw dam without problems, he created you.
*****************
Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- your money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is your good looks.
bcoz you cant lose what you don't have!
I really deeply wish tat you are here with me in my room,
my bdlights are off and we get under the cover togther..
to show you my glow in the therk watch!
*****************
Always start ur they with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a theily habit, and you'll always Be SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
*****************
You're Attractive, Gorgeous, Sexy, Intelligent,
Smart, Charming, Sophisticated, Fit, Kind and Generous.
In fact you're bcoming more like me everythey!
*****************
Molvi England club main chala
gya:
Wahan ja k khob nacha or thence
krny k baid bola.
O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k ye
"Urss" kis ka hai..
*****************
Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUtoRY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt r
larger then they appear from outside.
*****************
The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous bauty parlour
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here
She might be ur grand mother.
*****************
What is the height of Flirting?
When ur love letter starts with "to WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
*****************
Wives are incoming calls,
Lovers are outgoing calls,
Aunties are toll-free calls,
Callgirls are Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls are Missed Calls.
*****************
Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C
it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it.
Student said, sir i love you and you love you'r daughter.
it means i love you'r daughter
*****************
A baby dog asks mama dog
How papa looks like.Mama dog said
Ur dad came from behind I do not
have the chance to see its face carefully
*****************
What's common between the sun and women's underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.
*****************
When I was ung I begged God for a bike,
bet God does not work that way...
so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
*****************
Never reject a girl in life because a good girl gives you Happiness
and bad girls gives you experience.
. Both are essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!
*****************
Hr laal rang RED ni hota
Hr murthe DEAD ni hota
Kaisy kahoon pr ya hi sach hai
Hr koi aap ki tarah MAD ni hota
MAD bolay to
M-Mara
A-Attractive
D-Dost
*****************
Last nite I couldn't sleep. I wanted ur warm against my skin. I wanted you on me.
I wanted to feel you alll over my body.. but I couldn't find you! Where did I put my PYJAMAZ?
*****************
One they Santaaz G friend asks him,
Therling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santaaa: Yea sure, Give me ur mobile Number
*****************
Whats the difference between magnet and woman?
Magnet has a positive side
**************
Intelligent Man and Intelligent Woman = Romance
Stupid Man and Intelligent Woman = Affair
Intelligent Man and Stupid Woman = Pregnancy
Stupid Man and Stupid Woman = Marriage
*****************
Baby: Uss aunty ka pait kiyon phola hai
PAPAA: I know tu sab jantaaa hai
Baby: I dont know
PAPA: In kay pait mein paani bhara hai
Baby: Papaa phir bacha tu doob jy gaa
*****************
Interviewer: Where where yo born?
Sartherji: Punjab,
interviewer: which part?
Sartherji : poori body was born in punjab...."
**************
Ap prayshan han?
thek sy neend nahi ati?
sotay huay jag jaty hain?
Ab mazed preshani ke zrorat ni,
ab a gya
PAMPER
chain sy sona khoob barhna
**************
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