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Adult Sms A man married lady traffic police. Friend- How was your 1st night? Man-she collected Rs.100 from me for overspeed. Rs.200 for wrongside entry, Rs 500 for witout helmat. ******************** A 60 years women and years men got married. whole night they they live together. next morning the young men died. the postmortem report flashed, 'the man for eat date filled milk ******************** Arj kiya hai- Teri ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye, Wah Wah Teri ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye Itni badi pant pehenta hai Choti si mungfali chupane k liye ******************** Larka : "class fellow s" tum pass ho gai ho . Congrates ! Mouh hi metha krwa do.. Larki : kiss se ? Larka : chalo isi see krwa do. ******************** Girls college k bahar larkian chaat walay Se chaat kesay maang rahi thi... Uncle meri chaat 2nd: uncle pehlay meri chaat. 3rd: Main kab se khari hon is liye pehlay meri chaat. 4th: Uncle uncle meray PRRIODS start honay lagay hain please jaldi se meri chaat dain. ******************** Newton's 7th law of Motion....... 'When hand is in motion it produce Lotion. ******************** Kisi Ko Ishq Ki Tarap Maar Deti Hai Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Gehrai Maar Deti Hai Jo Is Se Bach Jaye Usey Bina Dupatey K Larki Ki Angrai Maar Deti. ******************** Man came home, Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed. He shoots his Friend. Wife says, if you behave like this, You will lose all ur friends. ******************** On their wedding night, both husband and wife were claiming virginity Wife : ' If it was your first time, then how did u do so well?' Husband : And if this was ur first time how did u know that I did so well? ******************** Papa: Beti FSc k bad kia kro gi? Beti: S.S.S karun gi. Papa: CSS to suna that ye S.S.S kia he? Beti: Sohail Se Sex Uff! ye larkian bhi na. ******************** Statistics of breast milk. 1. No need to insert the sugar. 2. No need to boil it. 3. cats can not steal it. 4. its tax free. 5. It have no expiry date. 5. Available in beautiful packing. 6. buy one get one free. ******************** Girl- aj mat dalo boy- kyo? girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye EYE DROP BEKAR HAI RAJ KIRAN DAS DIGAPAHANDI ******************** Pota : Dadag yeh Condom kya hota hai Dada g : Chal bhaag nalayak kahi ka mujhe nahi pata. Pota : Main janata tha buddhe. Tujhe pata hota toh aaj jayadaad k 14 tukde nahi hote. ******************** Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai . Aakhir Ye Kab hoga? . . . 1. Time Change 2. Weather Change. face-smile. ******************** Daalne Laga Me To Cheekhne Lagi Wo, Huwa Dard Itna K Seh Na Saki Wo Taklef Hui Itni K Boli Bahar Nikalo Please Dosri Size Ki Choriyan Mere Hath Me Dalo. ******************** Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE. ******************** Train mai aik husband apni wife say tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao. ***************** Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega. ***************** Why does a woman have two pair of lips? One is for fighting and one is to make up ***************** Catch her by her waist Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips and have a nice drink....PEPSI ***************** Sarah ka Boyfriend usay milne aaya Tu Sarah k chote bhai ne door Khola aur masumyat se bola Aap roz roz Baji se milne aa jatey hein Kya aapki Apni Behen Nahi ha? ***************** Ek bar karo na please Kisi ko pata nahi chalega Please karo naaa Muje acha lage ga Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr Kar do na plz Ek pyara sa SMS.. ***************** Raat ko 1 larki na car ko rukne ka ishara kia, Car kareeb aa ke ruki to larki boli"oh em sorry! mai samjhi taxi hai" Car wala bola, " mein b yahi samjha tha" *****************