all in one love + jokes

G o l d e n - W o r d s :

Do not hurt anyone because despite of apologizing he will remain hurt just like a nail in the wall leave its mark.

 

Its Difficult To Wait For Someone ,
And Its Difficult To Forget Someone !
But The Most Difficult Thing Is To
Decide Whether To Wait Or To
Forget Someone.....!

 

3 things in life are never sure.
1.Dream
2.Success
3.Fortune

...3 things in life once gone never come back.
1.Word
2.Opportunity
3.Time

3 things in life that makes you a great person.
1.Hardwork
2.Sincerity
3.Success

3 things in life are most valuable.
1.Love
2.Self-Confidence
3.Friends3 things in life must not lost.
1.Peace
2.Hope
3.Honesty

3 things in life u must trust's.
1.I
2.YOU
3.WE

 

A very meaningful thought of humanity-
Read it twice-

YoU can hurt a heart only till it loves u,
not after it.

 

Trust the one who could see these 3 things in u..

Sorrow behind your Smile,

Love behind your Anger,
...
&

Meaning behind your Silence..!!!

 

1970
Dulha dahej me Redio mangta tha.

1980
me T.V.
...
1990
Bike.

2000
Car.

2010
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bas bina boyfriend wali Dulhan de do.

 

 

The 1st person in the morning n the last person in night U think abt,
Is either the cause of ur happiness or the cause of ur pain...!
Think about it.

 

Teacher:
Suppose you have got 1 lac dollar in a lottery. Now write an essay on this topic.

Student:
Take my paper.
...
Teacher:
What happened? Why is your paper empty??

Student:
What do you think about me, Mam? if i get 1 lac dollar in a lottery i will never write any kind of essay. I will leave school & will lead a gorgeous life. . . . . . .

Teacher: ???!!!
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TeaChEr ShOckS , StUdEnT RocKS!!!!!!!!!!

 

Apko Pta Hai Ke Girl Height Me Boy Se Choti Q Hoti He?
.
QKi Boy Jab Girl Ko Gale Lagaye
.
To
....
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Girl Uske Dil Ki Dhadkan Ko Sun Sake.!

 

Boy-Tum Ldkiya Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho?
Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H.

Boy-Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hmko net se download kiya ho...

 

Wen u luv,u get hurt....wen u get hurt,u hate....wen u hate,u try to forget.....wen u try to forget,u start missing.....wen u start missing,u wil fall in love again..... :-)

 

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

 

Teacher::-:: What is the difference between ....""HIMAMI""... & ""SUNAMI""..
Banta:- HIMAMI is face Wesh......&......SUNAMI is Desh Wash.....

 

Never Blame Any Day In Ur Life..
Good Days Give U Happines..

Bad Days Give U Exprience..

......&

Both R Essential In Life..!

 

Best lines
- "A little ignorance can harm you a LOt...!!! ANd can give u a Lifetime experience... Alwayz love ur friend from ur Heart not from ur Mood...!!

 

Wats Lyf?
Kabhi khud ko phone laga k dekho?
Engage tone sunai degi..
Duniya se milne me sab mast hai, aur khud se milne ki sari lines vyast hai..
"Thatslife"

 

Memories r so stupid!
The bad ones make u laugh &
The good ones always make u cry! Still we urge for the good ones!
Isn't it?
That is life!

 

Boy- Do you love me?

Girl-Yes !!

Boy-Prove it!
.........
Girl-How?

Boy-Jump down from the roof..

She walked up to the edge and said with a smile

Girl- Push me!

"Like If You Think Dis IS True Love"s:)

 

For your confidence build, "you"
implement below defination.
:-"Confidence is the ETERNAL ABILITY to remain composed,alert & directed in all our thoughts,words & deeds(action) when faced with the FEARS & INSECURITIES that surround us."

 

 

D story behind LADIES FIRST

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...Long ago,

a couple was madly in luv. Dey wanted 2 get married

but their parents dn't approve

So dey decided 2 kill themselves.

Dey thought d best way 2 do it was 2 leap off a cliff

D man couldn't bear 2 c his sweetheart fall b4 him :'(

so he convnced her he wud go first & he jumped

But dat bitch never did.. ;-) :-P :D \m/

 

*Life is flowing
like a river
with unexpected
turns.
May be good,
...may be bad.
Learn to enjoy each turn
because, ZINDEGI NAA MILAGI DUBARA..:-)

 

STUDENTS LAW OF TENSION:

"Presure on Brain is Inversely Proportional to d No. of Days Left in d Exam,While d Syllabus Remains Constant...

 

Kaun Kahta Hai Ki "TAJMAHAL"
Banwane K Liye Dolat NAhi Milegi
Dolat To Bahut Milegi Lekin
Jiski Yaad Mein Banwaye Waisi
MOHABBAT Nhi Milegi.